Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Let the train take the strain?

 Happier times on the train

I find train journeys to be tiring at the best of times, but doubly so when it all goes awry.

Travelling to Norwich yesterday the scheduled four-hour journey took nearer to seven. The reason: a combination of signal failures, tube delays, a failed train at Liverpool Street (rescued by a new engine) which then broke down for good at Diss - even the taxi rank at Norwich was blocked by roadworks.

And my return today? I'm writing this at Paddington Station six hours after leaving Norwich and still have (if we don't break down) another ninety minutes before getting home.

I know this is a run of particularly bad luck, and I know too that driving the M25 is not much better, but somehow that's not sufficient to make me philosophic. Frankly, our rail network is crap, and the train companies are floundering. If it didn't happen so often I wouldn't be so bold, but I reckon one in three journeys I make are delayed in some way, and more are overcrowded.

All this isn't new, you know it already, or something similar anyway. But I wonder if you knew that a standard rail fare from Chippenham to London is now £146 return - nearer to £240 first class. My trip to Norwich was £309 round trip. Sure there are cheaper deals if you travel when the Moon is in line with Jupiter and know exactly the trains you need and pay about three weeks in advance - but the cost is still prohibitive.

So in response to what is now an expensive as well as crap service, what do the train companies do? As far as I can see they invest in a veneer of customer service, much of which is counter productive. First we had rather poorly produced magazines. More recently, Great Western seems to have trained its on-board announcers to go on and on.... just when you want to... and on.... get so some work... and on and on... done!

A moment ago the 'train manager' kindly informed me that the buffet car has a wide selection of snacks, including bacon rolls, muffins, crisps, hot and cold drinks, spirits, wines... (insert almost infinite pointless detail)... that they take cash or credit card.... aghhhh! He also tells me that Reading is our next Station Stop. What other sort of stop is there - a pee stop, a bird watching stop, a robbery stop?

Okay, enough ranting. The bigger point is that if we seriously want to reduce road traffic and increase rail usage then we have to do better than this. For a family of four to visit the theatre in London it's almost as much as paying for a short holiday. For business travellers to have any faith we need better scheduling, rolling stock - and frankly better contingency when things go wrong.

Most people don't want free magazines, seat back videos or for that matter hot and cold snacks... They want the train to run on time, for pricing to be simpler, and for a little more humility and care from the operators when delays occur. Until we archive that - and especially until we achieve it with mainline services into and out of London and other major cities - then I reckon we're failing.

As for me, the next time I go to Norwich and am faced with the choice of driving or taking the train, which do you think I'll pick?

No contest I'm afraid.

P.S. As I finish this we've just had the transport police on board to eject a stroppy passenger - oh what a delight!

P.P.S.  I was further delayed due transport police ejecting an obstreperous passenger and signalling near Didcot.  Total travel time Norwich to Chippenham - eight hours!







7 comments:

  1. The reason they highlight 'Station Stop' is because if the train has to make an unscheduled stop there is always going to be the passenger who will then complain that the train slowed to a stop...they gathered luggage together...moved to door and then train moved off again...So the next actual STATION STOP needs to be the way it is announced...

    I must agree with you that it is a real pain in the neck when a journey ends up taking twice as long as it should do and it isn't good enough....I feel just the same on the roads when stuck for two and a half hours on the M25.....
    No train manager or guard to complain to on the roads though....
    The investment in our rail system should have happened years ago and I don't feel that the rail franchise system is the answer.....
    Just out of interest I spent the last ten years of my working life having to deal with the situations as you described in your ps/pps

    -Trevor

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  2. I was against franchising the railways...and am certainly against publicity frills desperately trying to cover the lack of efficiency with an undersised merkin.

    I am using National Express coaches on this trip to England where in the past the train would have been an automatic choice.

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  3. You can imagine some of the horrendous 5+ hour train journeys I've had. Many without a seat.
    I actually enjoy rail travel; looking out of the window, reading, a bit of small talk. It is the poor links, dreadful organisation, stinky toilets, unwelcome announcements (re buffet) and the fact I often have to change trains 4 times. I could get from Sheffield to Penzance on two trains, so it infuriates me how many hours are added onto my journey with the hanging about between stations.

    First world problems? No, I genuinely am appalled by our public transport service. Almost enough to make me vote Green!

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  4. I quite often have to go to London and I wait for 2+ hours at Paddington to make the fare almost affordable. Next week it's the 6.25am train for me - price difference between that and the 6.55 train? £73 :o

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    1. Likewise, we had a rare family day trip to London last Saturday, and left Chippenham at 6.30am to avoid paying the price of a short holiday...

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  5. You could have flown to Canada for less than that and in less time!
    No wonder they're ejecting obstreperous passengers left and right. I would probably need to be straitjacketed after that journey! :D

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  6. "They want the train to run on time, for pricing to be simpler, and for a little more humility and care from the operators when delays occur."

    Substitute the word "airplane" for "train" and you have my exact take on air travel in the USA. Sorry to learn that train travel in the UK is just as messed up. It seems like we deserve better.

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